Sunday afternoon, mum’s black box made noises. And then, she starts talking to the black box! Go figure!
Oh yes, I know what it is now: it is a machine to talk to people you can’t see! 😉

Mum said something about okay, courage and a pot of tea! Since when she needs courage to make a pot of tea??? 😉

Afterwards, I understood! We were at the window of course when it happened! Mum too! A bike was coming! On the bike was the human pup. My dogness, all the way from the shop to our place! My dogness, we go there by car! 😉

When she came in, we said hello! 🙂 Afterwards I went to give her some kisses – I like her very much, you know – , but the jealous française could not stand that and was annoying me! 😦
Pics will prove she really can be a jealous bandit! 😉

Okay, yesterday CopyLizzie left… she is travelling to her new home. Oh yes, you know mum: this was not able without a fototoot of course! 😉

Mum, listen, I did the toot with CopyKita, don’t ask me to toot with CopyLizzie. That’s Lizzie’s job! 🙂 What? She can’t? She has not enough patience? We’ll try, anyway! Come on, I’ll help you! 🙂 I’m your best lady friend, remember! What are friends for? ❤

First advice: don’t get the treats out before or she goes nuts and you won’t have a toot! Believe me! For once, mum followed my advice!

I explained to the française she could sniff first, to know what it is all about. Then she has to put her nose near it and keep still! Really still! That was a bit difficult, but she got it in the end! 😉

We made more pics and I was supervising! New buwiness: supervising fototoots! Mum, me too now, in the pic! To show I did a good job! 🙂

You really did, Kita! Treats for everyone!

And then the française went nuts, as I predicted… 😉

When we got on the beach I told my mum she should come straight with me to my fishing business! I wanted to show her I was professionalizing things. And I had to inspect if I did have a catch! 😉

Normally my mum is a bit stubborn, but this time she did what I asked. She even had the black speaking box. I ordered her to get it ready. 🙂

Yes! Yes! A fish in my fishing net!… But then there was a minor problem: I had to get it out. Mum was busy making pics and did not want to help me. She made a comic of pictures, she says! 😉 I should resolve it myself… Started studying the problem from all sides! 😉

Did I solve my problem? Just have a look! 🙂 

Eh bien, let’s show Miss Know-It-All that I take my inspection business very seriously, here at the beach. Voyons, c’est quoi ça?

– “Viens voir, Kita, I found something! I think it’s a fish! Viens voir, I caught a fish too!”

She’s not paying any attention. She’s too busy with her own catch. Why won’t this stupid fish give in? Il m’embête, ce poisson méchant!

– ” Kita, you gotta help me! Viens m’aider! This fish is très rebelle! It keeps defying me!”
– “Lizzie, you silly française! That’s not a fish! It’s a stupid plastic bottle washed ashore.”
– “Ca alors! This bottle definitely is on the hook, je t’assure! I keep pulling and jerking…”
– “Don’t you see it’s attached to a rope? Just leave it. Come and play along with my fish.”

Ah, c’est bien dommage… This inspection business isn’t really my thing, je crains. Kita will have to teach me more. Flacon débile!

– No worry, little sissie. Eventually, you’ll get the hang of it. Just keep watching me closely.”

[Aire high-five]

Sissie Lizzie,
aka The Frenchie

I really admit this cold of mum is bad. We always go to the little dogpark these days! No, that is not bad at all! The cold is bad: mum forgets important things: the red thing or the black speaking box! That is bad! You see: me and the française were playing like idiots (not me the idiot, Lizzie was) with a fox terrier lady of sissie’s age. Her dad had many toys! My dad said he run as much as we! 😉 😉

But no pics available because of this stupid mum with a cold. And then at home! Really, this française thinks she can do whatever pleases her! 😦

I was nicely sleeping in my bed, after all the playing. This Frenche-idiot thaught she could sleep in my crate! Go figure!
The world upside down! No way!!! 😉

As soon as I saw that, I did put “de puntjes op de i” = “the little dots on the i” = I was correcting and putting the Française in her place! And that is not in MY crate! That’s my place all right! ❤

This time, mum was there, crocheting, and she had the black speaking box near her to show you. Maybe this cold is not so bad anymore?

Okay, mum and dad have this nice cold. Yes, mum, I understand that a cold is not nice. So, we start again: mum and dad caught a good cold. What? Not good? Third time: They got a cold so we did not go too far and went to the little dogpark. Mum said something about after-pics. My dogness, she really is a pic-freak! Come on, française, let’s play! 🙂

Yes, colc-mum, we come! What, stay focused? We get a treat afterwards? There we go. Sissie, focus! Or no treat! Don’t spoil the fun! My dogness, this hurricane-française can’t focus! Look at the comic mum made of it! Anyway, mum got her pics and I got my treat! 😉

What do you say Lizzie? Am I “nue” in the pictures? What does that mean? Without clothes? Oh, you mean nude? I’m allready in spring outfit! 😉 What do you say? You don’t want a sprinng outfit? Hahahahaha. If dad says you have to, well then you have to! I heard him make the appointment. Within 2 weeks it is your turn! But I can tell you that the dad over there is very friendly and a good “coiffeur” as you say! 😉

– “Kita, can I ask you a question, please? J’ai un petit problème…“

– “What is it, Lizzie? Are you not feeling okay after the surgery?”

– “Mais non! L’opération went well and I feel alright, je t’assure!”

– “Well then, tell me, dear petite française, what is bothering you?”

– “Tu vois, I often meet other doggies on the leash in our neighborhood, and several of them go into a frenzy when they approach me! Je n’aime pas ça du tout!” 😦

– “You start whining and jumping around yourself too, don’t you?”

– “Eh bien, oui, that’s because their reaction makes me très exitée!”

– “Maybe they are somewhat intimidated by your enthusiasm…” 😉

– “Ca alors! I just want to go dire bonjour, and play with them!”

– “I know, but they don’t. After all, you are a bundle of energy!”

– “But I run over to doggies all the time in the dog-park, and that doesn’t give any commotion, n’est-ce pas? We run and play together just fine, sans agitation.”

– “That’s true. Don’t worry too much, sissie. You’re just fine.”

– “Je t’aime, Kita! ❤ You’re my big sister and best female friend!” ❤

[Aire high-five]

Sissie Lizzie,
aka The Frenchie

Really, I have enough of this… The française always wants to play, biteyface, tug-o-war… Okay, I like a good play, but some things are not done! I explain it to you!

When I’m stronger than sissie Lizzie, she starts biting in my ears and neck and back and every where… In my nice curls. Go figure!!! 😉
Then I get a bit pissed and I get my upperlips up and she goes else where. 😉 Oh yes, untill now, I’m the boss over here!

Mum, how many of these nice curls did you already collect this week? A lot, yes! Think I should make a message to my hairdresser to warn him that I’m coming with a catastrophy of a “coiffure” next week, as the française says! Her fault! My dogness… 😦

Wow! Wow! Wow!!

You know my mum has this red thing. With this red thing she makes pics of me and the française. These pics are not always good because we move a lot and then you do not see verything very well. The last thing you can say about mum’s pics, that is that they are artistic. 😉

But me, lady Kita, has overseas friends: Gage and Harper! They have a mum, of course! Yes, yes a doggie mum but also a human mum. 😉 Well, this human mum is a lot more artistic than my mum. She asked some of mum’s not artistic pics and then she used her magician stick (I can tell, I’m in the magician business too, remember?) and now we have artistic pictures! ❤ Not one, but many, many, many special and beautiful pictures! 🙂 ❤

Mum, listen I want to show them all to all my friends! Too many? No way, ALL! With a lot of “thank you very much”-es to the mum of Gage and Harper from me, lady Kita, and the française Lizzie! ❤
Is that clear to you? What do you say? Me, cheeky? Never! 😉

PS1 You’ll need time to see them all! 😉
PS2 Do you recognise us? Can you tell who is who? 😉