– “Stop, Lizzie, stop! You can go on sniffing in a minute.”
– “Pourquoi? What’s wrong, Dad? Je veux continuer, moi!”
– “We’re pausing, because Kita is taking a sanitary stop.”
– “Encore! She already interrupted our walk three times!”
– “I know, but that’s just how she does it: in small doses…”
– “She makes us pause every few hundred meters! Ça alors!”
– “And what’s wrong with that, I may ask, dear Française?” 🙂
– “Mais quand-même, Kita, you can’t pee every 500 meters!”
– “Why not? How else will our friends know we passed by?”
– “Does all of our neighbourhood really need to know that?”
– “You like to sniff around for their messages too, don’t you?”
– “Bien sûr, but not for the same message every 100 mètres!”
– “You always seem to take forever before you do your need.”
– “Ça va pas, non? I relieve myself only quand il y a besoin.”
– “Every dog has his or her own style. Live with it, Frenchie!” 😉
– “And why do you have to faire pipi over my pee each time?”
– “That’s the privilege of the senior of two dogs, dear Lizzie.”
– “Now stop arguing, and stroll quietly on the leash again.”
(Walking two dogs at a time definitely is somewhat of an adventure time and again, and every once in a while it’s a real pain in the ass too, I can tell you that…)
Sissie Lizzie,
alias La Française
