– “Kita, can I ask you a question, please? J’ai un petit problème…“

– “What is it, Lizzie? Are you not feeling okay after the surgery?”

– “Mais non! L’opération went well and I feel alright, je t’assure!”

– “Well then, tell me, dear petite française, what is bothering you?”

– “Tu vois, I often meet other doggies on the leash in our neighborhood, and several of them go into a frenzy when they approach me! Je n’aime pas ça du tout!” 😦

– “You start whining and jumping around yourself too, don’t you?”

– “Eh bien, oui, that’s because their reaction makes me très exitée!”

– “Maybe they are somewhat intimidated by your enthusiasm…” 😉

– “Ca alors! I just want to go dire bonjour, and play with them!”

– “I know, but they don’t. After all, you are a bundle of energy!”

– “But I run over to doggies all the time in the dog-park, and that doesn’t give any commotion, n’est-ce pas? We run and play together just fine, sans agitation.”

– “That’s true. Don’t worry too much, sissie. You’re just fine.”

– “Je t’aime, Kita! ❤ You’re my big sister and best female friend!” ❤

[Aire high-five]

Sissie Lizzie,
aka The Frenchie

Really, I have enough of this… The française always wants to play, biteyface, tug-o-war… Okay, I like a good play, but some things are not done! I explain it to you!

When I’m stronger than sissie Lizzie, she starts biting in my ears and neck and back and every where… In my nice curls. Go figure!!! 😉
Then I get a bit pissed and I get my upperlips up and she goes else where. 😉 Oh yes, untill now, I’m the boss over here!

Mum, how many of these nice curls did you already collect this week? A lot, yes! Think I should make a message to my hairdresser to warn him that I’m coming with a catastrophy of a “coiffure” next week, as the française says! Her fault! My dogness… 😦

Wow! Wow! Wow!!

You know my mum has this red thing. With this red thing she makes pics of me and the française. These pics are not always good because we move a lot and then you do not see verything very well. The last thing you can say about mum’s pics, that is that they are artistic. 😉

But me, lady Kita, has overseas friends: Gage and Harper! They have a mum, of course! Yes, yes a doggie mum but also a human mum. 😉 Well, this human mum is a lot more artistic than my mum. She asked some of mum’s not artistic pics and then she used her magician stick (I can tell, I’m in the magician business too, remember?) and now we have artistic pictures! ❤ Not one, but many, many, many special and beautiful pictures! 🙂 ❤

Mum, listen I want to show them all to all my friends! Too many? No way, ALL! With a lot of “thank you very much”-es to the mum of Gage and Harper from me, lady Kita, and the française Lizzie! ❤
Is that clear to you? What do you say? Me, cheeky? Never! 😉

PS1 You’ll need time to see them all! 😉
PS2 Do you recognise us? Can you tell who is who? 😉

– “Regarde, Kita, look! I’m back! I can run and play just like before!”
– “Oh dear! There we go… You’ll leave my ankles alone, won’t you?”
– “Ah, mais non! I love biting your ankles. And your neck, bien sûr!”
– “Well, okay then, since you were ill and all, but be gentle, I’m old…”
– “Tu parles! Six is not old! I’ll give you a special birthday traitement!” 😉
[Happy helter-skelter and snappy nipping]

– “Qu’est-ce que t’en penses, Kita? You do like it, don’t you? Je le sais!”
– “Indeed, petite française, a benign baiting event has its good sides…”
– “And I spared your old bones like an Aire Lady should, n’est-ce pas?”
– “I don’t know about that, really, but I don’t mind. I’m glad you’re back.”
– “Très bien! We’ll be getting along better than ever, j’en suis convaincue.”
[Aire high-five]

– “Aren’t they cute, playing happily together like best female friends?”
– “Yeah, sure. It seems as if Lizzie is running on new batteries now…”
[Human laughter]

Sissie Lizzie,
aka The Frenchie

Mum, you do remember in time, this year, do you! It is my birthday today! I’m six years old! 🙂

What do you say? A middle aged lady? Is that good, mum? Oh, is that when you enjoy life most? After the teenage probs – don’t talk to me about that with the française in the house – and not-enough-wisdom-time of the youngsters? 🙂

Okay, if so, then I’m glad to be 6! I’m going to enjoy life with my morning nap! Could you please arrange for me that sissie Lizzie stays calm today and does not disturb me? 😉

Happy birthday, Kita! ❤ ❤ ❤

The française is still wearing her fancy coat, all day long. Although I think she is not ill anymore! So we try to play… 😉
Which is forbidden until tomorrow when stitches go out. I don’t know exactly what stitches are. It is under the funny coat. I had a t-shirt too, so I could not see mine neither.

So we try to play. Ohoh! Not a good idea! If we do not stop quickly enough, my mum says: time out. And off we go to our crate. 😦

But this time, I really liked the time out! Why? Because we got a bully stick to chew on and use some energy! 😉 ❤

– “Dad! Ce n’est pas vrai! Do I have to wear this grandma’s undergarment? S’il te plaît!“
– “I’m truly sorry, Lizzie, but you messed up and we have to clean your protective shirt.”
– “Ah, je n’aime pas ça du tout! I love my stylish lady’s shirt much better than this one!”
– “It’s only for a short while, Lizzie. Your blue shirt will soon be dry and ready for use.”
– “Je l’espère! I don’t fancy this one, surely not outside, during my walks. L’idée même!”

[A few hours later]

– “Qu’est-ce que t’en penses, Kita? Do you like my protective shirt? What do you think?”
– “Phew! Do you really find yourself fashionable, petite française? I like my fur better.”
– “Tu parles! You desperately need grooming! More of a teddy bear than an Aire Lady!”
– “Who’s talking? We’re both scheduled for grooming in the coming month, you know.”
– “Très bien! I’ll look even prettier after that, with or without my new shirt, n’est-ce pas?”

[Lizzie admires herself]

– “You won’t be keeping it on, silly! It is only meant to anticipate you licking the stitches.”
– “Et alors? It looks good on me and I like it. Dad loves it too. He says he also wants one.”
– “Right! I can see him unbuttoning eight poppers every single time he goes to the toilet…”
– “Eh bien, Miss-Know-It-All, do you know what I think? I believe you are just… jalouse!”
– “Well, now, you little French ‘pain in the ass’! Come here, I’ll teach you a lesson or two!”

[Fierce Bitey-Face]

“Stop it! Both of you! Immediately! Rough play won’t be allowed for at least a few more days, so be patient. Here you are, each take a buffalo skin shoe to chew on, and keep quiet.”

Sissie Lizzie,
aka The Frenchie

Mum, listen, why is the française not coming to see my pure magic business? Yes, I kow she has a zipper. She should stay calm. By the way why does she not have two zippers as I had? What do you mean: she is too small? Oh, I should ask the Green Clothes for explanations… no, prefer not to go there! 😦

Okay, let’s go to the magician’s place! 🙂

Business is going very well today: safe pure magic (mum did not panick, she laughed a lot), lots of friends and even… wood-business! Yeey! ❤

Enjoy the pics and video of my funny afternoon! 😉