Last saturday morning mum asked if I was in the mood to be a good girl! Me? Always, mum, always! 😉 So my mum said I could go to the market with her. Market? What was that again? Seems that it was long ago that I went there with her… Grandpa Lennox says it’s a kind of shop, but outside… Okay, I come!
These human places are very weird! Look at that! Lots of clothes but there are no humans in them! And there! Human heads without body! My dogness, mum, how do these heads walk home??? Weird!
But I understand that! French products! They smell very good! That’s for eating… mum, do you buy some? Not today? Oh, that’s a pity! And there! Yummy, chicken! Not for today? What a shame!
Well, what’s for today then? Fruits? Okay, I want an apple!
Mum, mum, look! You said your leg was hurting, the other day! Look there, you can choose a new leg if you want to! By the way: why are the heads at the other side of the street and the legs over here?
Your market is a weird place, mum! Really! I don’t understand these humans, loosing all their body-parts and clothes anywhere, not collecting them! If I do so with my toys… well, you sigh a lot. Why do you not sigh? 😉